Canadian version of Breaking Bad where Walter White refuses to pursue chemotherapy through state healthcare because it would be impolite, choosing instead to manufacture and distribute menthol cigarettes of astounding purity with the assistance of his former pupil Jessé Bonhomme-Rose
In canada high school french class we had to read a play about impoverished quebecois teenagers smuggling menthols across the US border to avoid taxes
i never imagined in a million years this shitpost would reflect anything real about canada
That trans girl mutual you think is so cool? The one you have a huge crush on? Yeah I have some bad news for you buddy. She’s taken. She’s dating a she/they. That she/they is on here too and their blog consists entirely of the most unfunny normie reblogs you have ever seen in your life. Some real “what is Harry Potter was in the TARDIS” type shit. And they’re monogamous. They’re monogamously e-dating. They call each other “my wife” sometimes too so it’s hard to tell but they might actually be monogamously e-married. You can fix her. Only you can save her. Slide into her DMs right now.
Losing it at the people in the tags like “I did this and it worked” or “my ex’s new girlfriend reblogged this”…. I think this might be my most destructive post yet
lol you’re only learning japanese because you like anime, you’re only interested in history because you like the anime girl king king arthur series, you’re only broadening your horizons and becoming a more learned and fulfilled person because your sincere enjoyment of something not considered intellectual enough to be worthy of recognition provided you with a small window into a few of the many wonders of culture and knowledge the world has to offer and you want to obtain a deeper understanding of them
